Si-cology 1 Quotes

“Conversely, some of the most educated idiots I’ve ever met have a master’s degree or PhD. They couldn’t pour urine out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper—with fire at one end and an idiot at the other!”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, “Hey, shut the dam door!”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“Hey, doctors have proven that daytime naps improve your memory and help you remember important facts.”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“Proverbs 3:5–6, “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“Hey, do you know what happens to a liar when he dies? He lies still, Jack!”
― Howard Books, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle