Adventure According to Humphrey Quotes

“My poo is just a part of life, but for some reason, it makes children giggle. And it sometimes makes grown-ups nervous. I don’t know why, because I keep my poo FAR-FAR-FAR away from my food”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“rowboats you move with oars and muscles to sailboats and tall ships powered by the wind. Then there were motorboats, yachts, tugboats and ferries, which all have engines. And there were the great ships powered by steam. Mrs. Brisbane brought in more”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“there”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“rowboats you move with oars and muscles to sailboats and tall ships powered by the wind. Then”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“rowboats you move with oars and muscles to sailboats and tall ships powered by the wind.”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“rowboats you move with oars and muscles to sailboats and tall ships powered by the wind. Then there were”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“sailboat”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“Brisbane”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“Although I hadn’t had my hamster ball for long, I loved rolling up and down the aisles of Room 26. You can learn a lot from studying the floor of a classroom. You can find out who is messy (Richie, Mandy) or who is twitchy (Seth, Art). You can even find out who is growing the fastest by seeing whose jeans are a little short (Garth, Sayeh).”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“perfectly quiet”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“burrowed into my sleeping hut for a long, dry nap.”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“Not with Humphrey in it, you dodo.”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“Chinese junk”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“lower, until school”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“no jokes about my poo.”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“I don’t know what color I’ll be when I come back!”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“The word poo”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“She means his poo!”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“To the dock!” Kirk replied with a big laugh. “Get it? To the doc!”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“Okay, okay.”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey

“his hand. “Hold”
― Betty G. Birney, Adventure According to Humphrey