Fairies in My Fireplace Quotes

“To be totally fair, I was impressed. It takes a lot of effort to have taste that bad.”
― R.L. Naquin, Fairies in My Fireplace

“Most dreams are just our brains taking out the garbage at night anyway.”
― R.L. Naquin, Fairies in My Fireplace

“As frightening as he looked, he was probably something cuddly or harmless, like a werebunny or a flying spaghetti monster. Things in my world never seemed to turn out as they appeared.”
― R.L. Naquin, Fairies in My Fireplace

“You don’t say ‘gams’ anymore?” She scowled. “It’s a good word. Humans are always tossing out the good words and making up stupid ones like ‘gnarly.’ How’s a dame supposed to keep track?”
― R.L. Naquin, Fairies in My Fireplace