A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst Quotes

“They don't give blue ribbons to second-place beers.”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“so your uncle tells
your brother,
“There’s more
chairs in the
shed.”

And your brother says,
under his breath
so almost no one
can hear, “Well,
what if I don't
want to sit
in the shed?”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“Riiiight,” you interrupt,
“I was just checking
to make sure that
what me and my friend do
was actually none of your
goddamned
business…”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“Here’s what we’re
gonna do,” he says,
“we’re gonna pick up
those rocks right there,
and we’re gonna
smash out the windows
of that cop car…”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“Stalking
the dusty curio-aisles of
some crazy Asian market,
“Jezus,” you say
to your buddy,
“we should ask that dude
which aisle the fucking
Gremlins are on…”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“He didn't say
he was a lawyer...
I said he was.”

And the cop says
“Uh…”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“Drink up,” he says,
“being a little drunk
makes everything
a little bit
better.”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“And after he drives away your
buddy says, “A fucking
Jaguar? Seriously?”

“Honestly,” you say,
“he deserved to have his
fence smashed up
just for that.”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“You the drunkest
white man I
ever seen!” one says,
which you take as
high praise,”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“I’m gonna shine myself
about 20 pair-a shoes,
make about $100...
or I'm gonna
kill somebody…”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“Tanqueray & Tonic: It’s like you…only better!”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst

“Only fascists drink white wine!”
― Hosho McCreesh, A Deep and Gorgeous Thirst