Oh, the Things I Know! Quotes

“Having children is life’s greatest joy. But there are some people, and maybe you are one of them, who don’t like kids, and consider travel life’s greatest joy. You shouldn’t have kids. Don’t have them.”
― Al Franken, Oh, the Things I Know!

“Some readers might think that because I am so successful, I have never made a mistake.”
― Al Franken, Oh, the Things I Know!

“Simply put, once married you will no longer give a shit about how you look. What's more, personal appearance can be a handy arena in which to punish your spouse passive aggressively by allowing your own appearance to deteriorate.”
― Al Franken, Oh, the Things I Know!: A Guide to Success, or, Failing That, Happiness