Space Case Quotes

“(There’s a rumor that World War III almost started when the computer in charge of the North American nuclear missile system misinterpreted a commander saying “I hate syrup” as “annihilate Europe.”)”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“You can’t keep me here against my will!” he told Nina. “I am one of the most influential men on earth!” “I hate to break it to you,” Chang taunted, “but you’re not on earth anymore.” At”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“I forked some of my enchiladas in my mouth, only to discover they weren't enchiladas. They were liver and onions that had been mislabeled. I spat it back onto the plate. Dr. Marquez pointed triumphantly. “Ah! See what you just did? You told me a lie, and your own body reacted violently against it. In being dishonest with me, you almost made yourself throw up.” “No, I almost threw up because this food sucks,” I countered. “It's liver and onions. I didn't like liver and onions back on earth. No one does. So what NASA moron thought it would be a good idea to dehydrate it?”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Yes, we drink our own urine in space. They left that out of Star Trek too. The”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Usually when people hear my parents are scientists, they assume they're awkward, unathletic nerds whose idea of fun is doing long division. That drives me nuts. My parents are the least nerdy people you've ever met. Mom swam competitively in college and competed in triathlons up until we left earth. Dad is a rugged outdoorsman; he's summited dozens of mountains and once free-climbed El Capitan in Yosemite in a day. They met on a Class 5 rafting trip down the Snake River. But more importantly, my parents aren't unusual. I've met hundreds of scientists, and most are almost as athletic and adventurous as my parents. I'm not sure how the whole idea that scientists are nerds ever got started.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Yes, we drink our own urine in space.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“death.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“(There’s an old saying in zero-g space travel: If you ever see a piece of chocolate floating around the cabin, don’t eat it. It’s probably not chocolate.)”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Computer, can you translate the signs he made?” “Yes. Here is what Dr. Holtz signed: ‘I am being murdered—’ ”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Even though they are designed to be indestructible, they can still break.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Well, we’d still be in trouble if we got caught.” “Let’s not get caught, then.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“The guy got his medical degree from a sixth-rate school in the Bahamas. He couldn’t diagnose a baked potato.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

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― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“He was doing an upbeat tune that night, one my parents liked by some old-time singer named Lady Gaga.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“As a lunarnaut, you are probably aware that there will occasionally be visitors at Moon Base Alpha. In fact, there would be no MBA without the funds provided by space tourism!I Be aware, our visitors’ commitment to MBA is just as strong as yours. So don’t think of them as tourists; consider them investors in the international space program. And though our guests are not official employees of NASA or their families, remember: They still have undergone a rigorous selection process and extensive training for their visit, just like you. The visitors have strict instructions not to get involved in—or interfere with—the day-to-day workings of MBA. It is requested that all lunarnauts return the favor and provide our”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“MBA, someone ought to be trying to find them. I would have preferred that somebody else do it—but at least I wouldn’t be working alone. If trouble cropped up, Zan would be there for me. And, truth be told, I was out for more than justice—or my own safety. I was bored out of my skull at MBA. Being asked to aid in a murder investigation was the most exciting thing that had happened to me since I’d arrived on the moon.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Even though Moon Base Alpha is located in a hostile environment, it is one of the safest buildings ever constructed. It has been designed to withstand everything from meteor strikes to moonquakes (even though a large one hasn’t been detected in centuries), and all life-support systems have multiple backups. To further ensure the residents’ peace of mind, the entire habitat will be constantly monitored at Mission Control in Houston. This will range from computerized analysis of oxygen and carbon dioxide levels to physical observation via cameras installed in all rooms. In the extremely unlikely event that something should go wrong, Mission Control will instantly address the problem, either by fixing”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“You see, Patton and Lily are virtually the only pure white people my age I’ve ever met.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“We’re going to go down in history. Someday, when humans are traveling to other galaxies, they’re going to look back at us and be thankful for the first steps we took for them.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

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― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“All available seats on that rocket are filled. You’re not scheduled to leave for another three months.” “Then bump some people!” Lars demanded. “Yes, Nina!” Chang cried. “Please, bump someone. The sooner we get rid of the Sjobergs the better.” Everyone in the room chimed agreement—except for the temps scheduled to go back on the rocket, who looked horrified by the idea that they might end up stuck at the station for another three months.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“I’ve done worse.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“No one ever leaves their door open.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Stuart Gibbs is the author of Belly Up, Poached, Spy School, Spy Camp, Evil Spy School, and Space Case. He has also written the screenplays for movies like See Spot Run and Repli-Kate, worked on a whole bunch of animated films, developed TV shows for Nickelodeon, Disney Channel, ABC, and Fox, and researched capybaras (the world’s largest rodents.). He lives with his wife and children in Los Angeles.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“How’d you know I had a tangerine?” “I can smell it.” I pulled it out of my pocket. “Do you want any?” Zan smiled. When she did, her whole face seemed to light up. “That’s very nice of you to offer, but it’s yours. I had several on the rocket.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

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― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“Don’t merely give a dull recitation of the week’s events. Instead, spice it up! Let your fans get to see the real you. Tell stories, show off your low-gravity juggling skills, or do karaoke. As long as it’s fun to watch, we don’t care what you do!I I. With a few exceptions. Lunarnauts are prohibited from insulting, disparaging, slandering, or otherwise saying negative things about MBA or any of its inhabitants.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

“So everyone told the Sjobergs they’d have to handle things on their own. (Except Chang Hi-Tech, who bluntly informed Lars Sjoberg that he should get off his lazy butt before Chang drove his foot up it.)”
― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

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― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case

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― Stuart Gibbs, Space Case