Illegal My Ass Quotes

“cos' your hands were exploring more than Dora. I wouldn't have minded but Dora had a map and a compass so she knows where she was going. You on the other hand were like a tourist in the center of London. Lost as a fucking fiddle.

-Mia Hastings”
― Makeandoffer, Illegal My Ass

“Sir, we do not accept any disgraceful behavior in our boutique!" the woman scolded him.
"Maybe if you had a bit more disgraceful behavior in your life lady you would loosen up a little" Drake's voice retorted without hesitation.
I hear her gasp "I don't even know what you are crudely trying to imply!"
"I'm implying that you need to get laid”
― Makeandoffer, Illegal My Ass

“YOU could wright him a poem!!" He screams while rolling around on the bean holding his stomach.
"Pleas stop."
"It could go.. Roses are Red, Violets are Bleu, You said I love you, and I said Thank you”
― Makeandoffer, Illegal My Ass