Bad Bishop Quotes

“Protecting you is a compulsion at this point. I’d stop the night from falling if darkness scares you, Lila.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“You have to stop trying to kill me, Lila. It’s giving me a massive hard-on, and I’ve never been good with delayed gratification.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Don’t feel so sorry for yourself. Tragedies are excellent teachers, Lila. Learn, absorb, and conquer.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“I love you with a force that could destroy planets and universes,”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Only let the devil in if you’re prepared to let him drag you into hell.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“May the flowers remind us why the rain was so necessary.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“How did the saying go? If you love someone, let them go. Just make sure you know exactly where their ass is twenty-four seven, because you have deep-rooted trust issues.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“I had my Kindle. When you have your books”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“we’ll be doing less talking and more shoveling dirt over your body.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“But make no mistake,” Tiernan continued. “I will always love you more. Than him. Than me. Than this world. My love for you is not pretty”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“It’s you and me against the world.” He leaned to brush his lips over my forehead. “But I like our odds”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“I love you with a force that could destroy planets and universes”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Don’t feel so sorry for yourself. Tragedies are excellent teachers”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“And I knew, with amusing, dark finality, that I was completely, tragically, wretchedly hers.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“To keep my wife, Chiara, I wouldn’t only hit a woman, I’d chase God himself with a fucking baseball bat.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“She’s…” Brave. Smart. Resourceful. Talented. Witty. So nauseatingly beautiful I cannot wrench my goddamn eye from her face whenever we’re together. “None of your fucking concern,” I finished dryly.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“I’d stop the night from falling if darkness scares you”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“My husband. My protector. My macabre fantasy.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Gealach.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Get the fuck out. You’ve served your purpose.” Her jaw hung open in shock. “Are you serious right now?” “I’m always serious.” “You didn’t even…we didn’t even…wait.” She held a finger up. “What was my purpose?” “Making my wife yell at me.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“My cum is probably leaking from other holes in my body”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“130 days to self-destruction. I wanted to live. I found my purpose. The spectacular thing worth living with my past and nightmares. Her.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“The first time I saw you, you were drowning in the night. I was in pain and in a terrible fucking mood. And you glowed. You shone so bright, I couldn’t look away.” His chest expanded with an inhale, and he frowned to himself. “You were my first dream, I think.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“My sister’s favorite cardio was running her mouth.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“I smiled miserably. Falling in love with my husband was a terrible inconvenience.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Whiskey in a teacup,” he muttered to himself, staring at me in fascination. “Unassuming to the naked eye. But so sharp. And oh, that bite.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Don’t mind if I do. I’m not picky with the way you touch me”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Silence seeped through the door crack. “Did you…” He paused, clearing his throat. “Honor our deal?” Barely, I thought sardonically. That second time she tried to stab me, I leaked enough precum to glaze a Cinnabon.”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“Can you stop calling me wiseass now that we’re friends?” “Wiseass?” He tilted his head. I typed on my phone”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop

“I think we can handle one bad kiss.” My hands moved clumsily. “We both survived far worse.” “Whiskey in a teacup,” he muttered to himself”
― L.J. Shen, Bad Bishop