Alice in Tumblr-land Quotes

“After finishing grad school, the Little Mermaid started a nonprofit to fight for the rights of mercitizens. She decided at that moment that she would never measure her success by financial gain, but instead only by how much good she contributed to the world. Money was irrelevant to her.

Later that day she got her first student loan bill.”
― Tim Manley, Alice in Tumblr-land

“Puss wore boots so that he would gain more respect, but everywhere he went people just said, “Omigod, look at that adorable kitty in boots!”
― Tim Manley, Alice in Tumblr-land: And Other Fairy Tales for a New Generation

“Then it hit Robin Hood: Is this how you get old? You slowly just stop talking about things?”
― Tim Manley, Alice in Tumblr-land

“Though Little Red Riding Hood harbored a growing disdain for anyone with a wang, she decided to give them one more shot, and signed up for OkCupid. Thousands of dateable suitors were just a click away! But all she got were these creepy messages from wolves. Well, that was disappointing, she thought, and went out and bought a vibrator.”
― Tim Manley, Alice in Tumblr-land: And Other Fairy Tales for a New Generation