Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3 Quotes

“You can’t let the uncertainty of tomorrow interfere with the joy of today,”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3

“The scariest monsters have the best masks.”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3

“He rolled his eyes, which buoyed me with relief. The dying don’t bother with sarcasm.”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3

“Why didn’t vandals ever quote Shakespeare? I’d love to see graffiti in iambic pentameter.”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3

“If cops were viewed as the enemy, the tenuous balance of power could shift. Laws would be broken out of contempt. Authority wouldn’t be acknowledged. Police officers might even be attacked, or worse.”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3

“I know a place that serves great falafel.” “Falafel?” “No, I don’t feel awful.” Herb grinned. “I feel pretty good.”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3

“I rubbed my eyes, getting some eyeliner on my fingers. For what I paid for eyeliner, it shouldn’t come off that easily.”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3

“People are bound to recognize the name Quasimodo.” “Why is that?” “Because he rings a bell.”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3

“So they profiled the Gingerbread Man with a curved spine.” “It’s just a hunch,” I said.”
― J.A. Konrath, Jack Daniels Boxset, #1-3