Love Me Stalk Me Quotes

“The fact that he looks like he’s one bad day away from committing a crime but would never let you open a door yourself.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“It’s Evan. Who’s Evan? My boyfriend. I thought I was your boyfriend. You’re not real. Wait”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“You don’t leave one person because you think you have someone else waiting. You leave because it’s the right thing for you.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“I’ll take care of her. Keep her safe. She won’t have to worry about blowing through red lights or cutting off innocent Toyota drivers ever again. Because she’ll be mine. Until then? I’ll just have to survive.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Men like him lift weights to make their arms look big in a mirror. Men like me lift weights so we can carry a fully grown man over our shoulder while running uphill being shot at.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“You’re realizing you don’t need a man to get you off. You’ve been choosing yourself over his mediocre dick. That is growth. That is power. That is breaking free from the patriarchy.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“He’s like the human equivalent of long COVID. Persistent, exhausting, and still somehow ruining lives years later.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Like, they said he would only be around for two weeks, but here we are, three years later, still dealing with the symptoms.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“This is fine. Totally fine. I love dating a man whose most stable relationship is with his notifications.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Look at you. Taking what I give you. So fucking perfect for me. Go on. Moan like you can’t take it anymore.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“No, I need to be pinned against a wall by that man and interrogated about whatever the hell he wants.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“The fact that he looks like he’s one bad day away from committing a crime but would never let you open a door yourself.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“She’s beautiful in a way that isn’t obvious at first. Not the kind of beauty that knocks you sideways the second you see her but the kind that unfolds the longer you look, the kind that sinks under your skin and takes root.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“And I definitely don’t want to think about how he looked at me today, with a kind of raw, undivided attention that made everything else fade away.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Cal,” she says. “You literally stalked me, and you know every messy, embarrassing thing about me. So you have to know I love you. There’s no other reason I would put up with this.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“How do you know where she is?” she asks, tone laced with suspicion. I don’t hesitate. I don’t even try to lie. “I hacked her phone a while ago. I’ve known where she is at all times since I met her.” Amanda hums. “Huh.” That’s it. Just huh. I glance at her. “That’s all you have to say?” She shrugs, casual as hell. “I mean, yeah, it’s a little insane and wildly possessive, but let’s be real. I’ve been wondering if you were some kind of stalker since day one. You just proved me right. I love being right.” I roll my eyes. Under her breath, she mutters, “It’s also kinda hot.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Luca narrows his eyes, clearly disappointed that Cal isn’t squirming. “So you got a solid job?” he asks, leaning back in his chair. “Yes,” Cal answers. “Good benefits?” “Yes.” “Debt?” “Nope.” “Criminal record?” “Clean.” Nico raises an eyebrow. “Not even a little?” Cal takes a sip of his wine. “Not that anyone can prove.” Matteo nearly drowns in his drink. Dad is just sitting back, watching with pure amusement.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Izzy.” “What?” she says, completely unfazed. “You almost killed that guy.” She waves a hand. “He’ll be fine.” She changes lanes. No blinker. I inhale sharply. I have been in actual war zones that felt less dangerous than this.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“But why? Why does that even matter to you?” It’s because you belong to me. Because no one treats my woman like that. Because if you were mine, you’d never doubt your worth for even a second. Because I see the way you flinch when someone comments on your body, the way you hesitate before you eat, the way you try to make yourself smaller when you should be taking up all the space you want.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“I don’t know what to say. I don’t even know what I’m feeling. Because he’s right. Because Callahan is everything Evan isn’t. Because Callahan is everything I’ve ever wanted, and I’m not even sure I realized it until right now.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“I’m nothing like that scumbag,” he says, voice dangerously low. I freeze, mug halfway to my lips, suddenly realizing my mistake. He leans in slightly. “He wants to ‘work on you’ to tear you down, Izzy. I want to build you up.” He tilts his head. “There’s a big difference.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Where, uh… where’s your shirt?” “Soaking. Got grease on it while cooking. Didn’t want the stain to set.” I nod slowly. “Oh.” “Does it make you uncomfortable?” he asks, cocking a brow, his voice tinged with amusement. Before my brain can stop my mouth, I—like an absolute fucking idiot—say, “Oh, no, I prefer it.” Silence. I blink. Callahan blinks. Then I slap my forehead and groan, the sound echoing in my small kitchen. “Please just ignore me.” His amusement grows. “Noted.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Callahan glances at me as I walk in. “I didn’t mean to startle you,” he says, his deep voice rumbling in the quiet morning air. I wave a hand, still flustered. “No, yeah, it’s fine. Totally normal to wake up to a half-naked man in my kitchen.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“She’s Italian, for fuck’s sake. She’s got hips, curves, softness in all the places a woman is supposed to. A body that’s been celebrated in art for centuries,”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Just say my name.” Her breath catches. The implication is clear. I’ll be there. I’ll intervene. I’ll protect her.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“It’s textbook. Low self-esteem. So he finds a woman who should know she’s out of his league, and instead of building her up, he drags her down, makes her question herself, chips away at her own confidence, all so he can feel bigger in comparison. A classic move from insecure men everywhere.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Because I know he’s watching.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Back when I was lighter,”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“Cal,” she says. “You literally stalked me, and you know every messy, embarrassing thing about me. So you have to know I love you. There’s no other reason I would put up with this.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me

“You’re fucking insane.” I grin. A slow, dangerous grin that I can feel stretching my face. “For her, yes.”
― Laura Bishop, Love Me Stalk Me