Gooseberry Bluff Community College of Magic Quotes

“Man is the God of the world, and God is the Man of Heaven.”
― David J. Schwartz, Gooseberry Bluff Community College of Magic: The Thirteenth Rib

“The highlight was the three students in a row who hadn’t attended a single lecture yet, each of whom was seeking individualized guidance on how to do the paper and wanted her to tell them how they were doing in her class.”
― David J. Schwartz, Gooseberry Bluff Community College of Magic: The Thirteenth Rib

“you were supposed to be in Aber — Aber—” “Aberystwyth, Wales. Yes.”
― David J. Schwartz, Gooseberry Bluff Community College of Magic: The Thirteenth Rib