My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish Quotes

“genius,” he mumbled. I looked out of the kitchen window as I filled up Frankie’s plastic bag in the sink, and there”
― Mo O'Hara, My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish

“Now, we’d had goldfish before. We won them at a church fair by throwing ping-pong balls into the little bowls they were swimming in. They didn’t live very long though. Mom said it was because the fish all had concussions from being hit on the head with the ping-pong balls. I had a concussion once when I was four, after I accidentally ran into the front door that Mark accidentally slammed shut just as he accidentally yelled, “Run, Tom, run.” That was back when he was just mostly evil.”
― Mo O'Hara, My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish

“home-moanal.” Which”
― Mo O'Hara, My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish

“And you know that squirmy, prickly feeling you get when you let a millipede crawl on your arm? I had that feeling, but in my stomach.”
― Mo O'Hara, My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish

“My best friend, Pradeep, who lives next door, says that ‘moron’ is a big-brother word for little brothers. His brother Sanj, who’s also mostly evil, calls him that too.”
― Mo O'Hara, My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish

“said,”
― Mo O'Hara, My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish