Adopt a Vampire Quotes

“She looked me over from head to toe before turning her head to address Ross in the back seat. “So you guys do auditions, huh?” “I’m sorry?” “Every vampire I’ve met has either been super hot or cute as hell. So you do auditions, right? Like, ‘sorry, you’re too ugly, hard pass’ kind of auditions.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Adopt a Vampire