Alien Jeopardy Quotes

“I’m suddenly hit with the unhinged urge to utter SOOKIE IS MINE in the worst Deep South vampire impersonation anyone’s ever heard”
― January Bell, Alien Jeopardy

“I don’t care how horny I am”
― January Bell, Alien Jeopardy

“I’ll put the come in combust.”
― January Bell, Alien Jeopardy

“A true mating partnership…” He takes my hand in his, and I make myself look up at his earnest expression. “It is not about the individual qualities, bad or good. It is about supporting the whole of the partner, and lifting each other up. It is about making the world a better place, about being that person’s home, their life support pod when their ship might fail.”
― January Bell, Alien Jeopardy

“More like, if I don’t touch myself right now, immediately, I might spontaneously combust. And if the alien touches me there, I might also spontaneously combust. I’ll put the come in combust.”
― January Bell, Alien Jeopardy