Emma vs. the Tech Guy Quotes

“There had to be men out there besides Pop and Howard who didn’t smell like pork and sizzle in the morning.”
― Lia Fairchild, Emma vs. the Tech Guy

“Just when I thought I had all the balls masterfully soaring through the air, my panties rode up my ass and one of the balls fell to the ground.”
― Lia Fairchild, Emma vs. the Tech Guy

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― Lia Fairchild, Emma vs. the Tech Guy

“Check out that curly hair.” Jayne sat and stared through the glass window of my corner office, drool dripping from her chin like barbecue sauce at an all-you-can-eat wings night. “It reminds me”
― Lia Fairchild, Emma vs. the Tech Guy