Vampires Need Not...Apply? Quotes

“Creator almighty, she felt drawn to that male, but she didn’t want one night. She didn’t want just sex, even though the newborn possibility of this intrigued her. No. She wanted more. She wanted to be hit over the head in love. She wanted to evolve. She wanted to grow up and then grow old with someone. She wanted to know she was the center of someone’s universe. She wanted… a real life.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Vampires Need Not...Apply?

“Where the hell are you, Cimil?"
"Popping tags with Roberto," she replied.
"Popping what?" he asked.
Cimil growled. "You shame Macklemore - I'm at a thrift store. Where else would a goddess find a microwave for her potpie and a new pair of pink hot pants? And a Lee Majors doll! Score!”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Vampires Need Not...Apply?

“Yes! Because you’re an idiot! A complete idiot! Of course, he doesn’t want you. You. Are. Not. Destined. To. Ever. Love. The Universe hates you. She always has, and she always will.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Vampires Need Not...Apply?

“Payback is such a… well, I’m not a bitch. But the argument has been made that I am cold, reckless, and deadly. Creadly? Yes, that’s it. Payback is a creadly.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Vampires Need Not...Apply?

“Her lack of enthusiasm for life was finally catching up to her.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Vampires Need Not...Apply?

“Teen uk’al k’iinam. Teen uk’al yah.” I drink your ache. I drink your pain.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Vampires Need Not...Apply?

“You don't think it makes my breasts look like a tiny butt?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Vampires Need Not...Apply?