My Ex's Roommates Quotes

“I’ve never been very religious, Silas.” “That just won’t do, princess.” He pushed me to my knees, one hand still in my hair. “Time to go to church.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex's Roommates

“Are you talking about anal? Of course, you can do anal. Anyone can. You just need lube, a patient partner, and the love of Jesus on your side, especially if your partner is big.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex's Roommates