The Big Book of Dumb White Husband Quotes

“Honey,” his wife, Jenny, called to him from the kitchen. The game was loud. He could pretend not to hear. He inched down into the faux-suede. The announcers were saying something. He ignored them too. They were idiots. “Honey? Did you hear me?” No, he didn’t hear her. He chose not to hear her. It was one of his super powers—like heat vision, but more practical and was less likely to start a fire.”
― Benjamin Wallace, Dads vs. The World