Fuzzy Navel Quotes

“Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I'm not aiming to knock her out. I'm aiming to knock off her fucking head.”
― J.A. Konrath, Fuzzy Navel

“The most important job anyone can ever have is being a mother.”
― J.A. Konrath, Fuzzy Navel

“After his terminal diagnosis, Phin dropped out of society. He left his job, because it was meaningless to work when you’ve been given a death sentence. He left his fiancée, because he wanted to spare her the torture of watching him die. Since he had no hope for the future, he began to live day by day. Sort of like a dog. That’s not a negative comparison. Dogs live in the moment. They don’t think. They don’t dwell on the future. They exist to meet their base needs. Eating. Sleeping. Breeding. Surviving. No worries. No regrets. Minimize effort, maximize pleasure.”
― J.A. Konrath, Fuzzy Navel

“Detente”
― J.A. Konrath, Fuzzy Navel

“Blake Crouch, Chicago’s deputy chief, and says, “I don’t know.” Crouch resembles a mole, with a long, sharp nose and tiny black eyes.”
― J.A. Konrath, Fuzzy Navel

“Dogs live in the moment. They don’t think. They don’t dwell on the future. They exist to meet their base needs. Eating. Sleeping. Breeding. Surviving. No worries. No regrets. Minimize effort, maximize pleasure.”
― J.A. Konrath, Fuzzy Navel