I'm Only Here for the WiFi Quotes

“I try to pay bills as efficiently as I can, and work hard, and be comfortable in what I've achieved at the end of each day. And I try, most of all, to be a little easier on myself.”
― Chelsea Fagan, I'm Only Here for the WiFi: A Complete Guide to Reluctant Adulthood

“It's by far the best decision to find someone who, right out of the gate, is at least a moderately good person who won't constantly leave you shakily checking your phone like some lovestruck cokehead.”
― Chelsea Fagan, I'm Only Here for the WiFi: A Complete Guide to Reluctant Adulthood

“No matter how much I'm achieving in any other aspect of my life, knowing that I'm still capable of treating people like an impatient, selfish child when it suits me reminds me that, in many ways, I am still very much using the training wheels on my independence.”
― Chelsea Fagan, I'm Only Here for the WiFi: A Complete Guide to Reluctant Adulthood