Coaltown Jesus Quotes

“That's why babies cry so much. All of a sudden having a body is a lot to deal with.”
― Ron Koertge, Coaltown Jesus

“Little kids I don't mind. Every kid wants a pony. It's grown-ups that get my robe in a knot. Stop with the begging, okay? Adore me for a change. Or give thanks. I like gratitude. Or ask for guidance. But oh, no. It's always the pony.”
― Ron Koertge, Coaltown Jesus

“You're a miracle, Walker. Your fingers are. Your toes are. Your crushing sadness and guilt are.”
― Ron Koertge, Coaltown Jesus

“Dark night of the soul,” said Jesus, “Happens to everybody sooner or later.”
― Ron Koertge, Coaltown Jesus

“Walker grinned.

'Ah,' said Jesus. 'There it is. Signs of your holiness.'

'I just smiled. You made a dumb joke, and I smiled.'

'And that isn't holy?”
― Ron Koertge, Coaltown Jesus

“Did you know if you look deep, deep, deep into a cat's eyes, there's an alter with three candles ?”
― Ron Koertge, Coaltown Jesus