At the River's Edge Quotes

“life is made up of memories. That your memories are the story of your past.” He kissed the side of her face. “Someday this will be part of our past, too. A memory we made together.”
― Mariah Stewart, At the River's Edge

“Speaking of which … how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “Please.” She rolled her eyes. “Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company. Old as the hills.”
― Mariah Stewart, At the River's Edge

“Hey, did you hear about the lawyer who witnessed a car accident?” “Yeah, yeah. He handed out business cards and said, ‘I saw the whole thing. I’ll take either side,’ ” she replied. “I told you, I’ve heard them all.”
― Mariah Stewart, At the River's Edge

“How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?” Jason shrugged. “Shoot him before he hits the water. Where can you find a good lawyer?” “I give up.” “In a cemetery. How do you get a lawyer to smile for a photo? Just say ‘fees.’ ”
― Mariah Stewart, At the River's Edge

“Cold enough to freeze your Winnebago one day, melting all over the place the next.”
― Mariah Stewart, At the River's Edge

“little big for her, but it would do. “This is great, Jess. I’m”
― Mariah Stewart, At the River's Edge