Monsters Quotes

“he gives her a look that is almost sympathetic. “Your species is retarded.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“But the true inconvenience of love, Loki decides, is that even as passion wanes, love is still there.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“There is a special room in Hell for file organization quality control.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“He really should have told them the wording of the treaty was fine. Then he could have had the day off. But Loki has difficulty not pointing out the shoddiness of other people’s thinking.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“Why must you repay her?” Cera says. Loki just scowls. Because he knows the danger of lies, how one can lose track of what is truth...that is why he always, always, keeps his oaths.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“Odin always said, “Show me the most beautiful woman in the nine realms and I will show you a man tired of fucking her.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“The woman blinks at her, and then spitting in Amy’s face she shrieks. “I will not fall victim to your wicked mind games, you retarded spawn of a yeti!”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“He’s definitely sticking to air travel when he checks the gate in India...Teleporting is just so exhausting.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“Lust is just a biological joke played by evolution to get her to participate in an awkward disappointing activity that has the added disadvantage of the potential for unplanned pregnancy and disease.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“Love is a tease. When you first fall in love with a woman you think you will never be able to get enough of her, that your passion will never be sated.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters

“The air seems to cool. Loki’s lips purse. “Oh, I’d hurt a woman.” He turns to Amy and says brightly, “I am a feminist.”
― C. Gockel, Monsters