He Who Fights with Monsters Quotes

“This is going to be a whole thing, isn’t it?” “You may be forgetting, Mr Asano, but it always is.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve

“As someone who has lived for an extremely long time, Mr Asano, I have some bad news: change is inevitable.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve

“I can’t let myself treat being a bit goddy as a good thing. Next thing you know, I’ll have eighteen wives and a gun stockpile in my wilderness compound. Rick Geller probably thinks I already do.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve

“I thought the UN’s job was to ask people to stop violating human rights, and then get sad when they say no.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve

“You didn’t have to put gargoyles everywhere. It’s kind of a stereotype.” “This is my domain, Craig. I know exactly how many people in it are wearing long black coats right now.” “That’s fair,” Craig conceded.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve

“We just made some dirty Shirleys, and there’s a princess who can’t get enough of them.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve

“I feel like you deserve more.” “Fame isn’t a prize, Council Leader. It’s a price. Surely you know that.” Lorenn nodded contemplatively. “Yes, I suppose I do. But surely there is something we can do for you.” “Open a good sandwich shop.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve

“Immortality.” “Yes.” “True immortality.” “Yeah. You’ll outlive the sun. We can have a sandwich to celebrate.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve

“If you need someone to build a statue of, Council Leader, then choose Gareth Xandier. He fought that god too, and it’ll look better anyway.” “We did.” “Oh.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters: Book Twelve