Soul Screamers Volume Three Quotes

“Dude. Do NOT answer the door in your underwear. No two-dollar tip is worth that. Now I’m going to have to find something prettier to purge that mental image. Mangled bunny roadkill should do the trick.”
― Rachel Vincent, Soul Screamers Volume Three

“Seriously, why do they still teach history in school? If it’s going to repeat itself, anyway, can’t we just catch it the next time around?”
― Rachel Vincent, Soul Screamers Volume Three

“Hang on, Pa, don’t reach for yer shotgun just yet,” I said, grinning over the protective streak I found funny, when there wasn’t actually anything to shelter me from. “We were just circlin’ the wagons, not having an orgy.” My dad suddenly looked like he might be sick. “Please don’t ever say that word again.” “Wagons?” I teased, and he actually cracked a smile. “Yes, you’re much too young to be using Wild West analogies.”
― Rachel Vincent, Soul Screamers Volume Three