Dead Heads Quotes

“He knew it was going to take time for people to realise he was more of a puffer fish; inedible and a pain in the arse.”
― Ross Young, Dead Heads

“Yes sir, can I use my special baton, sir?" an overeager, long-time constable asked. "Would that be your special long-range baton, Simmonds?" "That's correct, sir." "Are you sure it is not simply a gun, Simmonds?" "Definitely not, sir. It fires small batons, sir, not bullets." "And it won't make holes in people like bullets do?" "Definitely not, sir. I have carried out extensive field tests.”
― Ross Young, Dead Heads