Burning Bright Quotes

“He could bathe in blood all he wanted, like that freaky ass Countess Bathory chick from history class, but the truth of the matter is that vamp bodies are tinder dry. ”
― E.J. Stevens, Burning Bright

“I stomped on the spiders as I backed away, halting their progress. A brave one ambled forward and sank it’s dripping mandibles into its nearest kin. The other spiders followed suit, joining in the feeding frenzy.
“Oh, look, aren’t they cute?” Torn asked, pointing to where baby spiders were busy cannibalizing each other.
“Freaking adorable,” I growled.”
― E.J. Stevens, Burning Bright

“You catch all that, Humphrey?” I asked.
“Get to eat demons for breakfast,” he said with a grin.
“Hey, only if they misbehave,” I said.
“Demons always do,” he said, licking his lips.
I had a sinking feeling that the gargoyle had a point.”
― E.J. Stevens, Burning Bright

“The king and the would-be queen,” Ailinn said.  “As it was prophesized, as it was written, as it was seen.”
― E.J. Stevens, Burning Bright

“being Torn’s new curiosity was about as comfortable as a pixie rash.”
― E.J. Stevens, Burning Bright

“He may have had all the right reasons, but that didn’t mean we weren’t going to have a serious talk later—as”
― E.J. Stevens, Burning Bright

“The dwarf’s eyes widened—at least I think they widened, since they became much more visible in his hairy face—and he froze.
“Would you prefer to retrieve the missive yourself, M’lady Wisp?” he asked.
“I’d rather not,” I said. No way was I touching some strange dude’s vest, no matter how impressive his beard.”
― E.J. Stevens, Burning Bright