Unicorn Western Quotes

“A good gunman needs to be at least a little afeared all the time. Else what reason does he have to aim true?”
― Sean Platt, Unicorn Western

“EPIC UNICORN FIGHT”
― Sean Platt, Unicorn Western

“Clint took several steps backward for a better view of Kold. Edward walked up and stood beside him.  “He’s changed,” Clint whispered. “He’s gone dark,” Edward said. “Wait until you see Cerberus, wherever he is. It will be far worse on the donor’s end.”  “I can hear you,” Kold called from the window. “He’s also gotten much uglier,” Clint whispered.”
― Sean Platt, Unicorn Western

“It’s complicated, but the short version is, purity almost always loses to pollution when the two are served in equal shares. Acceptance versus will. You can’t ram purity and acceptance into something like you can with hatred.”
― Sean Platt, Unicorn Western

“Look at this pie,” said one of the men whose name hadn’t been given, holding up the package Bradford had handed him earlier. “It’s moldy.”  “So eat the mold,” said Roger. “It’s good for you.”
― Sean Platt, Unicorn Western

“the pianoman would finish the set by playing “Piano Man” as tradition insisted, before concluding the ceremony and transitioning from hitching mode to party mode by smashing a pumpkin into the keys.”
― Sean Platt, Unicorn Western

“So what if being happy wasn’t quite familiar? Once upon a time, turkey didn’t go in pie. Things changed.”
― Sean Platt, Unicorn Western

“This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, businesses, events, or locales is purely coincidental. Any resemblance to reality is rendered especially ridiculous by the inclusion of unicorns.”
― Sean Platt, Unicorn Western