Thirty and a Half Excuses Quotes

“Half the world’s awake by ten, and the other half is sleeping in China.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“What time do we start?” I resisted the urge to grin. “Show up at the New Living Hope Revival Church at ten tomorrow morning.” His eyes flew open. “Ten? That early?” “Half the world’s awake by ten, and the other half is sleeping in China.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“Girls can drive trucks if they want to. They can do pretty much anything a boy can do.” “They can’t pee standing up. I tried it, and Mommy got really mad because I made a huge mess.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“Fear. It’s okay to be frightened trying something new, but don’t let fear stop you from living your life.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“Hilary glanced up at Joe with a bright smile, which she then turned toward me. I wished I had ten-foot-long legs so I could kick her.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“Rose Gardner was done with letting people make her feel badly about who she was.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“People only have the ability to make you feel badly about yourself if you let them.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“I stood. “Let’s get this over with.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“he did, but not about our relationship. “The truck is for the lady.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses

“wasn’t faith believing in something even when you didn’t have irrefutable proof? What”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty and a Half Excuses