As They Slept Quotes

“The problem with trains in the winter is that there only seem to be two heat settings, and they tend to be 'Off' and 'Surface of the Sun'. Today it's been set to the latter.   As”
― Andy Leeks, As They Slept

“Who on earth came up with the nine minute snooze setting? Which boffin was scratching his head one day thinking, "Eight minutes, that's barely a nap. Ten minutes, no, that's a full-on sleep. Nine minutes, now that's a snooze!"?   I”
― Andy Leeks, As They Slept

“In their defence, women do get a rough deal. Women's clothes often don't have pockets and if they do, they look unflattering when filled. Women often wear shoes that are incredibly uncomfortable to walk long distances in, so it is sensible to bring an extra pair, sometimes two, if a gym visit is required. Long hair can be a pain, so there are brushes, lotions, bobbles, bands and hair-ties that need to be considered. Then there’s make up – it's not just a case of a bit of powder and mascara, its far more complicated than that – there are toners and moisturisers and bronzers, as well as cotton wool and wipes to consider.”
― Andy Leeks, As They Slept