Riches to Ruinville Quotes

“Just because we can’t find them to divorce their lying asses doesn’t mean we’re trapped to live like nuns for eternity. You’re single. I’m single. Julian is”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“CeCe Louise VanTramp!” Julian scolded. “We were worried sick about you! I just got home to find you missing”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“Don’t be shy”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“You gotta take care of family above all else,”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“Southern girls are as sweet as they come but they can turn on a dime and be meaner than a venomous snake,” I whispered back. “Just try not to piss them off. We don’t need the local popular girl group badmouthing us all over town.”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“You’re talking about Aunt Addie’s beloved gator”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“He said you’ll love his meat,” Julian whispered under his breath and chuckled. CeCe elbowed him in the ribs.”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“Being poor is sad,” Julian said. “You just spend your life doing stuff you hate every day. How awful.”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“Smited in Ruinville,” Julian said on a sigh. “That’s what we all are. Broke in the bayou. Destitute in Dixie. All trapped here in this hellhole together.”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“Damn. The heat must be getting to Suzy Sunshine,”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“Nope. The town really is called Ruinville.” “Well”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“Eventually”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“Regular humans were disgusting. And now without my millions of dollars that kept me elevated above the rabble”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills

“I may not be as young and beautiful as I once was”
― Katherine Hastings, Riches to Ruinville: A Laugh-Out-Loud Women’s Fiction Novel About Two Socialites, One Swamp, and Zero Survival Skills