Chocolate for Two Quotes

“He scratched his eyebrow. “So I’m guessing I’m about to hear a joke about an animal with no legs?” “You are.” He laughed. “Okay, let’s hear it. Which animal?” “You choose.” “Okay, let’s go with…platypus.” “What?” “You said I could choose.” I laughed. “Okay, fine. Where do you find him?” “A platypus with no legs?” “Yes. Where do you find him?” “I have no idea. Where do I find a platypus with no legs?” I leaned over and kissed him on the forehead. “Right where you left him.”
― Maria Murnane, Chocolate for Two

“You choose.” “Okay, let’s go with…platypus.” “What?” “You said I could choose.” I laughed. “Okay, fine. Where do you find him?” “A platypus with no legs?” “Yes. Where do you find him?” “I have no idea. Where do I find a platypus with no legs?” I leaned over and kissed him on the forehead. “Right where you left him.”
― Maria Murnane, Chocolate for Two