Gateway Quotes

“Mommy says if you get into a fight, act like you’re the third monkey in line for Noah’s Ark, and it’s starting to rain.”
― Craig Alanson, Gateway

“The opposite of an immovable object is an unstoppable force, and we didn’t have one of those with us. I mean, stupidity is technically unstoppable, and immortal. We had plenty of that, I didn’t see how it could help in that situation.”
― Craig Alanson, Gateway

“There will not be any problems. Well, unless there are some malcontents who are not enlightened enough to accept my generous offer to become their benevolent overlord.” “You are not going to be their freakin’ overlord.” “Yes, I- Oooh, are you jealous, Joe? Listen, I can still be humanity’s overlord, while-” “You are not our overlord, you jackass.” “Really, Joe, really?”
― Craig Alanson, Gateway

“qualified on the Mark 2the =outhouse suit, though”
― Craig Alanson, Gateway