King Jend's Loyal Creatures Quotes

“In an interview later with Shadow and his son Spike, Shadow revealed to me that he had growled 'I’m not allowed to eat you today, but if you don’t rub my tummy now, I might pee on you.”
― C. Comstock, King Jend's Loyal Creatures

“I must not dance.
Dance makes you happy.
Dance is the little joy that brings total exhilaration
I will deafen my ears to the music
I will permit the beat to pass over me and through me
My butt will not shake, nor will my hips twitch
And when the beat has gone past, I will tell myself
But I don’t feel like dancing. There’ll be no dancing today”
― C. Comstock, King Jend's Loyal Creatures