Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos Quotes

“And frankly, men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Did I sneak into her apartment to get a pep talk from my hype kitty? Absolutely. Midnight is my best friend. I just can’t let Tom find out or his feelings will be hurt.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Human men are a disgusting breed, never mind that I was once human too.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Hand on the base of his cock he guides it to my entrance, hovering there. “Zav?” His eyes flick up to mine, red hair falling delicately over his forehead. “Sorry,” he says, surprisingly earnest. “Is something wrong?” I graze my fingers over his jaw. He shakes his head. “No, I just … I know you’re about to ruin me.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Thank you.” He nips my jaw with his teeth. Hand on the base of his cock he guides it to my entrance, hovering there. “Zav?” His eyes flick up to mine, red hair falling delicately over his forehead. “Sorry,” he says, surprisingly earnest. “Is something wrong?” I graze my fingers over his jaw. He shakes his head. “No, I just … I know you’re about to ruin me.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“His mouth pops open and he just stares. “They’re fucking perfect,” he practically squeaks. “So round and the perfect size. Perfect for me.” He bites his lip, making grabby hands and I can’t help but laugh again. I reach up, touching his cheek. “They’re small.” “No, they’re perfect,” he repeats his earlier sentiment. I bite my lip. “You can touch them.” “Can I?” His voice is higher than normal.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“frankly, men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Captain Tortilla Chip.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Never, in my centuries of existence, did I think I could be this happy but I’m really looking forward to conquering whatever comes next with my mate at my side.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“I’ll give her as many as she desires. I look forward to practicing the baby making. Wait. Babies. Celine. I need to write that down. Pulling my trusty notebook and pen out of my pocket I lick my finger and flip it open to a new page. Quickly scribbling, Breed Celine, under a new list titled Goals in my long life with Celine.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Children are one of my least favorite things with their whining, screaming, and messiness but it can usually be blamed on shitty parenting. My one exception for a crotch goblin is if Celine wants children.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Time passes and I lose track of how long I’ve been down here. Has it been hours, days, a week?”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“I’m practically humping her like a dog, and I’d let her leash me any day.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“A divine angel like her is a blessing to the eyes and you are nothing but lowly trash unworthy of looking upon her,”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“I think...” His humerus bone snaps under my shoe. “...that I don’t want a filthy creature like you...” His fingers crunch with ease in my hand. “...touching what belongs to me.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Please don’t think you’re a burden. You’re a light in my life.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Zavier tilts his head at me like a dog begging its owner for attention. Where did I find this one? In an abandoned alley? Well, kind of.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Zavier wasn’t happy about it when I told him I was headed back to work this morning. The mopey pout he sported, and koala hug he latched onto me with were pitiful. At least he has Midnight to keep him company, plus he’s a grown ass adult ... vampire ... man thing, so he’ll be fine.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“She jumps out from under the covers and squats down next to me. Her cold hand feels heavenly on my forehead as she flits around me like a mother hen. If I knew coming close to death would get her to feel me up, I would’ve done it sooner.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Celine. My mate. This can’t be the end.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Zavier.” Snapping pulls me out of my daydream. Celine taps her foot in rapid succession on the hardwood floor and lets out a huff. “Did you hear me?” “You want to get married and have my babies? Great plan. Love that plan.” Her cheeks burn red, and she chucks a pillow at my head.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“I might be a lot of things; killer, stalker, psychopath—but I won’t take advantage of my mate like that.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“There’s something strange about you.” His smile somehow gets even bigger than it was before. “Oh, darling, I’m so glad you noticed.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Lockwood. Zavier Lockwood. L-O-C-K-W-O-O-D. Why aren’t you writing this down? It’s going to be your last name one day, too.” His grin is downright wicked.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“If I could blush, I most certainly would be. My sweet girl is worried about me, when all that’s wrong is me wanting to take her to pound town and mark her as mine.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“The sound of grown men begging for mercy always brings a smile to my face.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Life is too short to not spend every minute letting your person know you love them. It doesn’t have to be some grand gesture every time. It could be leaving flowers on the table, sending a quick message, or cleaning up after each other without saying a word.” He brushes some lint off his pants. “You never know when your last I love you is, so sprinkle them around like confetti.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“Celine. My mate. This can’t be the end. She doesn’t know how big of a dick I have yet. I’m going to die and she doesn’t even know. This is the worst.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“I couldn’t survive it if I lost you. I love you, too. You are … you’re my soul. Without you there would be nothing left of me.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos

“You were made for me, Celine. This is fated. We were fated and I’ll thank the universe for giving you to me every single damn day.”
― Aura Hayes, Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos