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Decision Paralysis
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“Konrath corn dog muffins:
1. Preheat oven to 400.
2. Mix 2 boxes of Jiffy corn muffin mix with 1 cup ranch dressing.
3. Cut up 4 hot dogs into bite-size pieces. Eat the other 6 hot dogs in the pack cold.
4. Mix most of the hot dogs into the mix; pour into 12-14 muffin cups 2/3 full; top with the rest of the hot dogs.
5. Bake 13-15 minutes. Order a pizza while you are waiting.
6. Drench in ketchup and eat all of them at once while you get blackout drunk on store-brand vodka in a plastic five-gallon bottle shame spiral over your poor life choices. Then eat the pizza.”
― Decision Paralysis
1. Preheat oven to 400.
2. Mix 2 boxes of Jiffy corn muffin mix with 1 cup ranch dressing.
3. Cut up 4 hot dogs into bite-size pieces. Eat the other 6 hot dogs in the pack cold.
4. Mix most of the hot dogs into the mix; pour into 12-14 muffin cups 2/3 full; top with the rest of the hot dogs.
5. Bake 13-15 minutes. Order a pizza while you are waiting.
6. Drench in ketchup and eat all of them at once while you get blackout drunk on store-brand vodka in a plastic five-gallon bottle shame spiral over your poor life choices. Then eat the pizza.”
― Decision Paralysis
