My First Five Husbands... And the Ones Who Got Away Quotes

“Dumbbells are pretty easy to come by, but since many of them are married, I suggest lifting weights. Youth”
― Rue McClanahan, My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away

“(real estate attracts crazies like a bundt cake attracts flies),”
― Rue McClanahan, My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away

“Sometimes, honoring the memory of what we’ve lost is the only redemption we have.”
― Rue McClanahan, My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away

“Not all important people are famous, and not all famous people are important. Let”
― Rue McClanahan, My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away

“If men can be categorized for their looks on a scale of 1 to 10, they can also be graded for their sexual prowess, A to F.” —MARGARET THATCHER I”
― Rue McClanahan, My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away

“BOODLE’S ORANGE FOOL FOR FORTY FOLKS Pile four large sponge cakes into a great big punch bowl. Saturate them with the juice of sixteen oranges and eight lemons.”
― Rue McClanahan, My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away

“Answer: Because it’s Life, darlings! Every loaf of bread must have its heel.”
― Rue McClanahan, My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away

“The Shapiras brought me the book "The Road to Miltown" by S.J. Perelman, and I still have it. It's moved with me across the country, put up in innumerable bookshelves, for almost fifty years. It's showing signs of wear. (Hell, so am I, but we're both still good to take to bed.)”
― Rue McClanahan, My First Five Husbands... And the Ones Who Got Away