The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog Quotes

“Don’t take anything for granite. That’s what tombstones are made of.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“Coyotes can’t expect to keep friends when they eat them all the time.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“Cats are greedy, whereas I merely want all the scraps.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“Buzzards don’t make good friends. They always have an interior motive.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“When I’m alone, I’m in the company of the most interesting dog I know.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“When you have nothing to say, one of your alternatives is to keep your trap shut.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“Confession is good for all of us, but even better for you than for me.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“I’m flatulent in many languages.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“I’ve never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“The best cure for a broken heart is a dozen eggs.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“One riot, one cowdog.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“My idea of being a nice dog stops short of getting murdered for it.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“In my job, nobody ever says a word when you do something right, but make one mistake?”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“There’s no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“prepare a special meal, just for”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“tail”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“my”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“of”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“made”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“sound”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“was”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“Gee,”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“Security.”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“Ranch”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“Head”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“destiny. I couldn’t escape the broom of history that”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog

“through”
― John R. Erickson, The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog