Things Go Wrong For Me Quotes

“My town has an "Adult" store that's been there for a while, despite the fact that a lot of people protested it during the planning stages, because they thought it would bring drugs and hookers and cheap used furniture into town. Wait. That's Craigslist. Nevermind.”
― Rodney Lacroix, Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka): Ridiculously true tales from a comedian's haywire life

“to you. Well, not really a gift. I mean, you conceivably bought this book. So I guess you're giving ME a gift of money, and in return I'm sharing my stories and hopefully making you laugh, so I think we should call it a”
― Rodney Lacroix, Things Go Wrong For Me: when life hands you lemons, add vodka