The Hitwoman and the Evil Ex Quotes

“Shame can be an effective and powerful motivator. The crowd quickly dispersed, raising their hands to cover their faces as they scurried away. We live in a world where people love to celebrate the downfall of others, while attempting to appear virtuous themselves.”
― JB Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Evil Ex

“God sighed. “It’s like living in a Maggie Lee fairy tale: Rowdy ate too much, DeeDee hasn’t had enough, and Piss is just right.”
― JB Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Evil Ex

“There should be a special hell for people who leave flyers on cars,” I muttered, glaring at the yellow sheet. “Hell is reserved for telemarketers. I think the people who leave flyers in unwanted places only get stuck in purgatory.”
― JB Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Evil Ex

“It seemed like the safest course of action. What could go wrong?”
― JB Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Evil Ex

“Griswald grumbled, "Brian just reached out. Apparently, the police have been called in for the protest at The Corset." "Let me out," I said, reaching for the door handle. Despite the fact that we were speeding down the driveway, I was prepared to leap. "But I need your help," Griswald said. "Loretta needs your help." “I don't want to get involved," I told him. "You’re family," Griswald told me grimly, "you're already involved.”
― JB Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Evil Ex

“You just know it's going to be a bad day when you're loading a lizard into a slingshot.”
― JB Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Evil Ex