Don Caselli Quotes

“Navy smiled at me. “And I’m not a gold digger in your eyes?” “Where the fuck you pulling this shit from? I’m handing you the shovel… dig, Bleu.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Sometimes losing people isn’t that bad. It propels us to where we need to be. People can hold us back without us even realizing the shit.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“You came here for what? Get forgiveness and blessings to move on… fuck all that shit. I wish you hell, Wench!” I hollered.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“He just let me love him without stipulations. That was intimacy.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Because I’m going to choose you every single day. When I’m angry, unsure, happy, elated, all that shit. I’m always going to choose my wife.” “Yeah?”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“I’m taking whoever takes me seriously – serious. I don’t have time for games with a man that wants to play games and pretend. Can’t be giving myself to these men that don’t want what I want.” “Which is?” “Marriage and eventually children. I want that life with the picket fence and a backyard big enough for our family to come over and hang out.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“A wise weird ass man told me words don’t mean shit if you not applying that pressure.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“She was my favorite hue of blue. My Pooh.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Who the fuck willingly eats meat cake, Don? You eat that shit? I ain’t never seen that shit made before.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“A man who is intentional and wants to love you. Men these days act like it’s a chore to treat their woman right.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“I’ve been big dawg for so long that I’m ready to retire. Have a man lead me… let me be soft. Never experienced that before.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“I’d fuck around and wipe a nigga’s grandmama’s account clean and put the family’s house in foreclosure fucking around with mine.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Nah, we healing and moving on… letting the best kind of love find us,”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“I was someone who enjoyed my own company, so I was never pressed for friends.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“God cover him and help him overcome the things he doesn’t speak about. Let him know that my intentions are pure and the love I’m feeling is real. Amen.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Who is Dennis?” “My fucking son. You don’t give a fuck about your nephew?”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“To be Caribbean was to know that no matter how hot it was outside, you were gonna have some soup.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“His eyes were only on me, and he didn’t care about anything that was surrounding him. Not even the crackhead trying to spin on her head while me and the rat stared at her.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“As my phone continued to chime, I remained in front of the store, looking at my chipped nails and watching the crackhead have a dance battle with a raccoon. Or a rat. Yeah. It could have been a rat.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“You better invite me over again, too. I wanna sit out here and just read.” “Gotta come back to pick your bag up, right?” I watched as she turned slowly with a smile on her face.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Greene’s cousin.” “Who?” “Greene, Stevie’s assistant.” The line grew quiet. “Plum?” I couldn’t help but to laugh. “Yeah, Plum. Her cousin that was over the house.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“All that no attachments and stranger shit went out the window when she bit my shoulder. She was a part of me now, and now I needed her Social Security number so I could add her to my health insurance. Needed them teeth strong, so when I slid her back onto this dick her teeth could take it.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“I was staring at him like I would pop out of a jar of relaxer if this nigga gave this dick to someone else. Still, I had to play it cool because no attachments. Right?”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Giving a fuck hurt more than people liked to admit.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“I could tell it was the new nigga who didn’t know the rules of calling my personal phone. “You be fucking me?” The man was too stunned to speak. He stammered, and if I was in front of him, he would have been sweating. “No… sir…I…” “The only people calling my phone this early be fucking me… that’s you?” “Oh goodness, no.” “I’m a bum?” Now I was fucking offended with him saying, oh goodness, like I was some bum. He should be honored to fuck me if I went that way.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“God made us uncomfortable, disconnected and confused before he told us to walk away.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“I realized that nothing was ever what it seemed when it came to social media. Everyone was pretending to be someone that they weren’t, and it was all an illusion.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Some days I wanted to go all out in pink and be all princess like. Then there was other days when I wanted to toss on the baggiest sweatpants, timbs, and an oversized hoodie to accomplish the day.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“I swiped up on her kindle and she tried to grab it from me. “Nah, don’t be shy now… what you be reading about?” “Fucking,” she blurted.”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli

“Why are you reading in the middle of a dinner party, anyway?” Since I had her attention, and Beans was over there talking with Greene, it couldn’t hurt to hold a conversation to pass time. “Is it a crime to enjoy reading?”
― Jahquel J., Don Caselli