The World of David Walliams Quotes

“Pizza Hut, and then Pizza Express, before seeking sanctuary in the doorway of a Domino’s Pizza.”
― David Walliams, The World of David Walliams 4 Book Collection: Gangsta Granny / The Boy in the Dress / Mr Stink / The Boy in the Dress

“The loose skin on her face had been lifted. Her nose was smaller. Her teeth were capped. The lines on her forehead had been erased. Her eye bags had disappeared. Her wrinkles had gone. Her breasts were much, much bigger. But she was still limping.”
― David Walliams, The World of David Walliams 4 Book Collection: Gangsta Granny / The Boy in the Dress / Mr Stink / The Boy in the Dress

“Oh it’s just my breakfast, Lisa. A couple of bags of Maltesers, a Toblerone, a Bounty, Jelly Tots, some Skips, seven bags of Monster Munch, Raj was doing a special offer on those, a box of Creme Eggs, and a can of Diet Coke.”
― David Walliams, The World of David Walliams 4 Book Collection: Gangsta Granny / The Boy in the Dress / Mr Stink / The Boy in the Dress

“He was wearing a short, electric-blue dress and holding a silver clutch-bag. It was a party dress, really, not what anyone would wear on a Sunday morning to a newsagent’s shop. Least of all a twelve-year-old boy.”
― David Walliams, The World of David Walliams 4 Book Collection: Gangsta Granny / The Boy in the Dress / Mr Stink / The Boy in the Dress

“He opened the card. It was from Raj’s shop and featured a big smiling cartoon bear inexplicably wearing sunglasses and Bermuda shorts. Dennis had chosen it from Raj’s shop because it had “Happy Birthday to the Best Dad in the World” written on it.”
― David Walliams, The World of David Walliams 4 Book Collection: Gangsta Granny / The Boy in the Dress / Mr Stink / The Boy in the Dress

“Happy Birthday, Dad!” exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. “I don’t like birthdays,” said Dad.”
― David Walliams, The World of David Walliams 4 Book Collection: Gangsta Granny / The Boy in the Dress / Mr Stink / The Boy in the Dress