Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer Quotes

“Lemme get this straight: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’s song came from Santa Claus getting gawked up by some Finnish woman?”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Charismia, I heard about your story on TikTok, and the poster said your body count was close to one thousand.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Mrs. Claus and Saint Valentine shouldn’t be killing people, according to the legal system,”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Where you think he getting the money to buy toys for kids in the whole world though?” Beatrice wondered aloud as the butcher passed her a package of meat.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“He’d pick up my latex suits from the cleaners while wearing his collar, and sent me nasty text messages every day at exactly 3 p.m. If he was a minute late, he got the whip.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Slap me, get the whip…tie me up. Whatever you think is best is what I’ll accept.” “Saries, are you serious?” “In this space, I’m no longer Saries. I’m your slave and you are my mistress,” he mumbled, still rubbing my thigh.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Mmm…ain’t nothing wrong with your size, love,” the older man rubbed my back, a little softer now. “I like my women with something to hold on to.” He leaned a little closer to whisper in my ear. “Plus, big girls got that wet-wet, don’t y’all?”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“No one believed she’d gotten pregnant by Santa Claus.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Ok, ahkay,” I snickered a second time. “Where you staying? How long will y’all be here?” “Saries said we can stay here,” she cheesed coyly.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Our garage was full of luxury vehicles in addition to the reindeer my husband was known for traveling and delivering items in.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“They say the wrong man will always be unconsciously attracted to the unhealed part of you, and that’s why I confused us with love.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“BOTH CAN’T BE TRUE, SARIES! You can’t claim you love me while trying to marry someone else!” “You my WIFE, Charismia! We gonna ALWAYS be together! I’m just doing this so my son ain’t a bastard!”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Long as I still come home to you it shouldn’t matter what I’m doing, right?”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“TRIPLETS? Saries gave this woman he barely knew triplets?”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer

“Rocko just has to go.”
― Fatima Munroe, Mrs Claus Is A Serial Killer