A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS Quotes

“You’re not a bad person, you just got dealt a bad hand. Sometimes, you just need someone else to shuffle the deck.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Wait. You saying that you got a girlfriend that you and your wife share. I would be your wife’s boyfriend and we can also share your girlfriend? I’m lost as fuck around this bitch.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Is it okay if I go to the store, father?”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Maybe I need to rethink this shit. How the fuck I gotta be faithful to a married mufucka?”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“I know, that’s why I’m taking you on a trip. Go home and pack, I’ll be by to pick you up in an hour.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“She was really starting to think she might have a chance, but damn I loved our back and forth banter. It made the workday go by so much faster.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“If I can’t make it, it’s okay for you to occupy your time with Caleb. You have an itch, scratch it,” I whispered in her ear easing her mind about the sexual tension she was feeling”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“They both would fight it because of me, and I respected them for that. It was no different from what I did every day with Briché.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“If you say so. I’m just glad yall good and getting along. I know you not gone stay, but it’s good having you here. Jayme needs some company. She be in here so bored she be fucking white plastic dicks all day.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“However, Cooper only had one tattoo on his chest. My name went from one end to the other in big bold letters.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Hell naw. She was too excited and tried to do some dumb ass spin move. I got about another week before I could fuck. That’s if things go right. It might be longer.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Hold up, you telling me Jay pussy that strong, she broke yo dick? Man, that’s some powerful ass pussy.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“I closed my eyes and tried to figure out how the hell a nigga ended up with a broken dick.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Not knowing what else to do, I leaned down and kissed the tip of it. “Man, if you don’t get the fuck away from my dick. Just stop.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“If his dick was fucked up forever, I was going to jump off a fucking cliff.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“think I broke it,” I said in a shameful tone. “Bruh, how the fuck you break my dick?” He leaned up and looked down and I swear I thought he was about to pass out. “Jay, why the fuck you just sitting there looking for? Call 911 before I lose my dick.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Something along the way didn’t work and his dick bent. The way he screamed out, I knew it wasn’t just a normal ouch. Jumping up, I looked at his dick turned completely to the left and felt terrible. “What the fuck, Jay?”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Hell, a lot of times I craved it. When he got to my nightstand, he pulled Harvey out and waved it towards me. “Fuck I tell you about this plastic ass shit. A white man at that.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“I’m in a relationship with two bitches. I promise my dick and my pockets wore the fuck out. Even if I wanted to get your number, I couldn’t.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“16- JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“Not only am I fucking her, I’m fucking the shit out of her.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“You can get that shit out your head. I gave you a nigga and a bitch that’s naturally thick. Sit yo hot ass down somewhere.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“You’re something special and I just want you to know if I had a chance to do my life over, I would do it with you all over again.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“15- FUCKMAS PARTY”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“You are going to walk in there looking like the bad bitch you are with your niggas, and shit on those two.”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“14- WINTER FUCKLAND”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“13- ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS, BRICHÉ”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“12- YOU’RE A MEAN ONE MR. CARTWRIGHT”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“11- BRICHÉ, DID YOU KNOW”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO

“10- FUCKIN AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE”
― Latoya Nicole, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS : IN CHICAGO