Christmas Fling Quotes

“He's so hot. I take it all back. Poke holes in those condoms, please have his baby. We need that DNA in our bloodline.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“Fuck it.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“It was one of my most deeply held beliefs no one should ever be allowed to talk on the phone in public without headphones and anyone who did ought to be sent directly to the centre of the earth”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“Sorry, we ate it just outside Stoke-on-Trent.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“If there was”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“It was like being locked inside a Zara changing room with Big Bird’s hot Scottish cousin.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“there’s no point trying to talk to a man when he’s hungry or in love.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“Imagine having this incredible computer inside your head, billions of neurons all firing at once, giving you the ability to walk and talk and think and feel, and you chose to use all those unimaginable complexities to be mad at your brother for no reason.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“It hadn’t taken long to build walls around my heart. I’d started so young, I could barely remember a time they weren’t there, protecting me. But keeping them up, fortifying my defences, strengthening my resolve, that took time. Years. I wasn’t about to let them down so easily.”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling

“Whoever is operating is in charge of the music,’ I nodded. ‘I’ve timed it: if you start the Eras Tour when you scrub in”
― Lindsey Kelk, Christmas Fling