His Vengeful Tradwife Quotes

“How sharper than a serpent's tooth," agreed my father, shaking his head dolefully, "Is an ungrateful child.”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“PATHOLOGICAL NEED FOR ATTENTION to other phrases like REGRETTABLE EXCESS OF GOOD LOOKS.”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“You know I'm sorry, Tallulah.”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“Fucking you was the worst mistake of my life!" Maverick snapped. "I can't believe I threw my whole life away over some mediocre boring sex!”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“Tallulah, I'll do chickens with you!" he said anxiously. "Is that what you want? I swear to God, I'll do it! I'll milk the cows every morning. I'll churn some fucking butter!”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“Having sex with Tallulah was the best thing in the world.”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“I can't believe I ever was stupid enough to suggest divorce.”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“This is the behavior of a simpleton,”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“I love you so much, Tallulah.”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife

“I haven't been able to stop thinking about you ever since that day I talked to you about getting a divorce.”
― Katie Landry, His Vengeful Tradwife