Naughty F.A.N Quotes

“Bitch, ain’t gonna be too many more bitches. Find something safe to do like sit crisscross apple sauce in the center of midday traffic.”
― Mel Dau, Naughty F.A.N

“If Jesus came down with a certified, notarized letter from His daddy telling me to go out with you, I’d act like I never got it.”
― Mel Dau, Naughty F.A.N

“I didn’t mean for my laughter to come out the way it did, but this nigga was smoking K2 laced with crack rocks if he thought I would go anywhere with him.”
― Mel Dau, Naughty F.A.N

“Having a bad day is a choice. I choose not to have them, so I don’t.”
― Mel Dau, Naughty F.A.N

“Ryan, I’m not sure what gave you the gumption to come over here and ask me that asinine question, but no. Let me be clearer, hell no. If Jesus came down with a certified, notarized letter from His daddy telling me to go out with you, I’d act like I never got it.”
― Mel Dau, Naughty F.A.N