Make it Real Quotes

“Damn. I thought you were gonna say something about me being the best pussy eater in the whole country. Now, you’ve got me trying to hold onto my manhood,” he joked.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Hey, I’m not judging you. What I will do is tell you to be careful because the last girl that had me in my feelings like that is in my room with a ring on her finger and a belly full of my baby. I hope you’re prepared for whatever outcome you get. That’s all I can say.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“P, you know I love you more than anything but take that shit off. You look like you have on that top that Denise made Theo on The Cosby Show. You ain’t going anywhere with me looking like a fashion design reject.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“What are you going to do with his ashes? I love you, but you can’t bring that man into my house. I don’t care whether I live there or not. I would suggest buying a cat and turning him into Kitty litter, but I understand if you want to do something a little more respectful.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“These fools are really on a rampage, and I’ll hang up my scrubs and pick up a Glock if someone tried to hurt my best friend.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“My legs were wrapped around his waist while he made love to me missionary. His arms were underneath me as he hugged me tight. He fucked me, made love to me, and then fucked me again. When it was over, he filled me with his love.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Everything is everything. I was tryna holla at these bitches, but they’re acting funny.” It wasn’t until then that I realized he had been drinking. He almost tripped over his own feet when Soul stepped closer to him. “Well, I can tell you right now that one is off-limits. She is Murk’s lady, and you know that man isn’t wrapped too tightly. I wouldn’t even want you to play with your life like that. ’Cause I won’t be able to rock one of those R.I.P T-shirts when I’ll be the one disposing of your body when he’s done.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“I’ll go up against the devil himself for trying to take your peace from you. “We both know what it’s like to feel unloved by a parent, but our future children will never know those feelings. You will never know what that feels like ever again. I’m gonna protect your heart, mind, and body until I take my last breath, and I’ll put that on anything. Even if we break up tomorrow, I’ll always be ten toes down behind you. Call me for whatever reason, whenever, and I’m coming to see about you. I might cuss your ass out, but I’ll never let you fall. That’s on Granny J.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“It’s not gay because I’m your woman. That’s my ass, too, right?” I fell out laughing when he gave me an icy glare. “Wrong. Puma, I’ll throw you out of here like Uncle Phil used to do Jazz in Fresh Prince. Don’t even try me like that. Over there being a creep.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“That ass is looking real fat, baby. Go ahead and make it clap,” I teased, slapping him on the rear. “Keep fucking playing with me, and the only thing that will be getting clapped is you. Fuck outta here with that gay shit,” Murk grumbled.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“What I was tryna say was that I want you to buy a couple of pairs of those panties, so I can play with your pussy while we’re out to eat. Speaking of eating, are you gonna sit on my face when I get home? I’m hungry as fuck, and I’ve been craving that pussy all day. I’m tryna slide my tongue so deep inside I can stroke your G-spot with my tongue.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Did they hurt my baby? I swear to God, if those nappy-headed crumb snatchers hurt my niece, I’m going to their houses and beating their daddies’ asses in front of them.” I muted the phone so I could laugh.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“I ain’t gonna lie; if you go before me, they might as well bury me next to you because, otherwise, I’m painting the whole city red until I feel better.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Don’t play with me, Puma P. Because I’ve never had my heart broken before. I’ll mess around and pour red Kool-Aid in your gas tank then cut your locs off while you sleep.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“What’s good? Aye, check this though. This is my girl, Puma. I’m assuming you were so mesmerized by her beauty you forgot to speak. I can’t even blame you because she’s fine as hell.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Try me and see how fast I pull a magic trick and make that baby disappear. You are enough of a handful; we don’t need any babies right now. Besides, I don’t want to be a baby momma. I need that ring.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“His pumps grew faster and more powerful, and I reached for anything and everything to hold onto. My legs were perched in the crook of his arms as he delivered straight dick to my center.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Oh, fuck!” My legs dangled over his shoulders while I tried to hold my top half up. My body convulsed, and he was still sucking on my clit. This man was a demon. Ain’t no way God made a pussy eater this spectacular.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Open your eyes, baby. Watch me while I make you cum.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“I know, but don’t ever do no shit like that again. I’m not looking for a ride or die. You don’t need to bust any guns or hide my dope for me. All I want is you. That’s more than enough for me.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“What makes you think I’m the person you’re looking for?” “You hid my gun the night of the shooting,” I responded.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“I’m being honest. Every woman isn’t built for the kind of life I live. I need a woman who won’t fold under pressure. Someone who understands that I’m a businessman and my time can be limited. I need someone who doesn’t have a hidden agenda because when I love, I love hard, and I take betrayal even harder. My woman has to be the most solid person in my life because, in my line of work, people can turn on you in an instant. I gotta be able to trust you with my heart and maybe even my freedom down the line.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“I’m not sharing you, though. I’m not sure what even gave you the impression I would be cool with some shit like that. I’m a selfish mothafucka, and I get real trigger happy when I feel like someone is trying to infringe on what belongs to me.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“You don’t have to be so rough.” “Get yo’ ass in the car. You’ve got me out here in the middle of nowhere because your hot pussy ass wants to fuck with somebody’s crusty uncle.” I fumed. “Aren’t you someone’s uncle?”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“I checked my wife’s location and saw she was here. You’ve got sixty seconds to send her friendly pussy ass outside before I show you how many bullets are in my gun.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Y’all will believe anything you hear except when a man tells you he doesn’t want you. Or when the doctor tells you, you have to take those antibiotics for the full two weeks. Mind your own fucking business and worry about why the group chat keeps calling you the burning bush.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Damn, I was born into the wrong family because the only thing my granny cooked in the kitchen was dope and oatmeal,” Soul blurted.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“Shorty, I didn’t have plans to shoot a bitch today, but if you don’t get out of my house in the next three minutes, you’re gonna have three less toes on those crusty ass feet. Please don’t try me today. My dick is good, but it’s not worth your life,” I warned.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“You keep bringing up kids as if we’re going to be having any. Clearly, you have lost your mind, and I need you to find it. The only place your kids can go is down my throat and on my ass.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real

“You’re fine as hell, but your forehead is big as fuck,” Murk blurted. I almost choked on the sweet tea I’d taken a few sips of. “Murk! What is wrong with you?” “My bad, baby. I thought I was tripping, but it looks much bigger in the camera. You could pass for Tyra Bank’s cousin with that five-head.”
― Kami Holt, Make it Real