The House Swap Quotes

“I flinch. I would prefer hatred from my wife because at least that’s a true emotion, and don’t they say that love is just a small step from hate, whereas indifference is the most cutting of all.”
― Miranda Rijks, The House Swap

“That’ll be £12.60 for the three buns and £10.20 for the coffees. Total £22.80, please. Apple Pay?”
― Miranda Rijks, The House Swap

“Please can you call Hugo, the son of our next door neighbours at number 32 on 07987543696.”
― Miranda Rijks, The House Swap

“pool and drink rosé from the local vineyards. This holiday is very much overdue. The rental car bounces over potholes, jerking us from one side to the next, the tyres throwing up powdery white chalk that settles as fine dust over the bonnet of the dark grey vehicle. ‘You’d have thought they might have filled in some of the potholes,’ Lewis moans. ‘It’s not going to be easy to cycle on this.”
― Miranda Rijks, The House Swap